rumbutt:

screenageralex:

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

raichuu:

raichuu:

man this edible aint shit

especifista:

(Source: kontrazvedka)

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

im used to reading y/n as “Yes/No” so whenever i see those celebrity imagines where they call the reader y/n i take it as being a multiple choice answer

“Markiplier slaps your ass so hard it pops [YES / NO]”

idolbfs:

(Source: sanriobot)

floozys:

regretsandshipping:

floozys:

being lactose intolerant but obsessed with dairy products 

okay seriously why does EVERY lactose intolerant person just. Eat/Drink dairy even when y'all KNOW it’s gonna hurt. The level of nihilism that lactose intolerant people have achieved is insanely chaotic and I don’t know what to do.

avvocarlo:

if your eyes start hurting what you’ve got to do is lay down and close them for a while…. now that’s a sexy little manoeuvre that we in the medical field like to call “sleep”

octobra:

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

(Source: bruhita)